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1 2 The Purpose of Life3 4The Catholic purpose of life is to know God, love God and obey God. However,5Pope Francis, wrongly said it was, "to serve the other." I am High Priest of6God's official temple and I say the purpose of life is to do continual offerings7to God like Cain and Abel and enjoy God's response. Francis has a charity; I8have a church. Jesus said loving God was more important than loving neighbor.9Matthew,22:35-40 And, He did not say with half your brain behind your back.10 11You don't know God. 1 Chronicles,28:9-9, Matthew,11:27-27, Luke,13:25-27,121 Samuel,3:6-8 You must talk with God to know Him. With Samuel, supposedly,13God took the initiative, but I think that is the exception. Seek the Lord by14taking the initiative. Luke,11:9-1015 16There's something obviously different about people in the Bible compared to17people today -- God talked! Also, the people in the Bible were obsessed with18doing offerings all the time. It is required that you do offerings before God19will talk. Did the people in the Bible hear voices? Maybe. More likely, they20used occult techniques such as an oracle. 1 Kings,6:21 Have you heard of21"tongues?" 1 Corinthians,14:1-40 The idea is, you let yourself be puppeted by22a spirit, so you say things. You try to get a spirit -- the Holy Spirit -- to23talk. You might as well use a Ouija board. However, it turns-out that a Ouija24board is bad for technical reasons. A really good technique is just randomly25opening a book. God told me in an oracle that it is a covenant that you hold-up26your end of the conversation.27 28You can't tell if God's talking unless you have a context of conversation, but,29more importantly, you are commanded to do an offering of love, like communion30preparation. 1 Corinthians,11:27 When you pick a greeting card for someone,31that is love effort. If you expect God to put effort toward you, you must put32effort toward Him. God said, "honest measures" applies between your offering of33love and His response, like a fair barter. You get out of prayer what you put34into it. God wants praise, hymns, or whatever you think He might want. Try and35see, like Cain and Abel. Genesis,4:1-10, Ephesians,5:10 God told Cain his36offering was not good and told him to try again. Cain really loved God! Can37you imagine being so heart-broken?38 39Do a text search for "new song" in the Bible. It's mentioned nine times. When40I hear a NEW awesome rock song, it is ecstasy for the first five times I hear41it. Soon, it brings little-to-no pleasure. I did hymns for God. I also did42Moses comics for God. When you get to the gates of Heaven, St. Peter will ask43how many times you gave blood. That shows you loved neighbor. You better also44be able to count the ways you loved God with all heart, mind and soul. I45praised God for sand castles, popcorn, snowmen, bubbles... You try putting46effort into praise! Matthew,11:25, Matthew,6:28-29 Solomon wrote a thousand47songs. 1 Kings,4:30-3248 49This is funny -- Acts,2:1-13 -- they didn't bother to record anything the Holy50Spirit said. The Holy Spirit is supposed to be a really good gift.51Luke,11:11-13 Just remember, "Boys are made of snakes and snails and puppy-dog52tails."53 54The technique I use to consult the Holy Spirit is reading a microsecond-range55stop-watch each button press for random numbers. Then, I pick words with <F7>56or passages with <SHIFT-F7>.57 58Since seeking the word of the Holy Spirit, I have come to know God much better59than I've heard others explain. For example, God said to me in an oracle that60war was, "servicemen competing." That sounds more like the immutable God of our61planet than what you hear from most religious people. God is not Venus (god of62love) and not Mars (god of war), He's our dearly beloved God of Earth. If63Mammon is a false god of money, Mars or Venus might be useful words to describe64other false gods. I figure the greatest challenge for the Creator is boredom,65ours and His. What would teen-age male video games be like if war had never66happened? Christ said live by the sword, die by the sword, which is loving67neighbor as self. Matthew,26:5268 69I asked God if the World was perfectly just. God asked if I was calling Him70lazy. God could make A.I., right? God could make bots as smart as Himself, or,71in fact, part of Himself. What if God made a bot to manipulate every person's72life so that perfect justice happened?73 74I think highs and lows balance. Luke,6:20-26 If you laugh, you will cry. If75you cry, you will laugh. Not one person has had great joy and not great sorrow.76 I think this claim is falsifyable if you atheists want to find a77counter-example to disprove it -- find a single person who had great joy and not78great sorrow. In Sirach, it says things happen in pairs. You might be79surprised examining your own life to see great joy was in proximity to great80sorrow. Pleasures and pains seem designed to balance. Man must do manual labor81and have pain. Women must do child birth. Pride and humility also balance --82pride before a fall and humility before honors. Palm Sunday is juxtaposed to83Good Friday. Perhaps, being loved balances with being hated. Job,1:1-22, in84the Bible, had highs and lows that balanced. Joseph, in the Old Testament, had85highs and lows that balanced. Genesis,39:17-2286 87Jesus said, "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who tresspass against88us." If you think about it, the only way you get forgiven is for it to be done89to you. That is a Jedi mind trick because it is nothing but simple eye-for-eye90tooth-for-tooth justice. Live by the sword; die by the sword. The Bible is91filled with justice pairs. St. Paul persecuted Christians and gained92forgiveness by getting persecuted. King David almost got killed by Saul,931 Samuel,18:20-21 then he killed a guy and took his wife. 2 Samuel,11:1594Abraham almost killed his unloved son, Ishmael. Genesis,21:16 That is why God95asked Abraham to kill Isaac. God's favorite thing on TV is soap operas.96 97God hates complaining. Numbers,11:1-35 Food and clothing is all we're to ask98for or demand, in fact -- daily bread. 1 Timothy,6:8 Just think about man in99the last 50,000 years mostly living like Native Americans and how God must see100us. You need food, clothing and entertainment, money is to get those. Man does101not live on bread alone. Luke,4:4, Amos,8:11-12102 103God's favorite animals are bears and elephants. They are funny shaped -- I104think God must have seen too much starvation over the years. If the purpose of105life is to know and love God, then a priest's job is to make everybody know and106love God. By saying God likes bears and elephants, I did more toward that end107than all priests in history. Hosea,6:6 "It is love that I desire, not108sacrifice; knowledge of God, not holocaust." As a former Catholic, that blew my109mind. I actually thought love was sacrifice! I was so dumb-founded reading,110"it is love that I desire, not sacrifice," that I actually looked-up the word,111"love". It means to take delight in. I realized it is demonic pride if you112think love means hurting yourself for others. In the Philippians, they got the113notion crucifying yourself was a good idea. Similarly, a child thinking about114Lent, might conclude, "if it's bad, it must be good." That is, if you think God115wants you to hurt yourself to please Him, you are worshiping a demon, not God!116God wants you to take delight in His company, get to know Him and praise Him.117It is best to separate justice -- sin and punishment -- from relationship with118God. Never ask God to change justice into injustice by not punishing. God said119to me in an oracle, "Excessive contrician wearisome." He doesn't want to hear120confessions. When you pray, be witty and charming and rarely earnest. Enjoy121God's company without imposing on Him and don't expect secrets of the Universe.122Earnestness in prayer is the root of much evil. Be entertaining. Don't remind123Him of sin, LOL.124 125God's ways are far above man's ways. Mom said Heaven was a never-ending family126reunion. Yikes! A friend said, "Most guy's idea of Heaven would be running127around doing things they'd get locked up for on Earth." I wonder how long kids128play Grand Theft Auto before getting board. Perhaps, it takes ten years, but129they will get bored. Most people are like King Midas. When you realize how130silly most notions of Heaven are, you come to appreciate that Earth is not that131bad. This is the first step in loving God, the Creator -- praising Creation.132My parents spend their retired days watching TV and going to casinos. That's133not a good argument for getting extended-play!134 135Imagine a billionare. Everyone around him can't forget his money for even a136moment. The truth is, most people are after God's "money" -- they fear for137their salvation. Here's a test -- would you pray to and praise God even if138there were no salvation? Love God and don't be a "user". Asking for stuff is139annoying. Luke,11:5-7 Don't SPAM God.140 141All those sophisticated theological "infinity" things -- omniscience,142omnipotence, omnipresence, omnivorous -- will mess you up. Trust me that143anthropomorphic is far better, in practice. Christ suggested thinking of God as144"Abba" which is Aramaic for "Daddy" and said the childlike had an advantage.145Matthew,11:25 Pray out-loud because God doesn't want the hastle of reading your146brain. The best way to stop people from testing God is to suggest He can't do147everything.148 149Jesus said, "I am meek and humble of heart." Matthew,11:29 What does "humble150of head" mean? Humble of heart means you look around and say, "I don't care as151much as they do." A proud of heart person says, "I am superior because I have152more compassion then everybody else." If you are proud of heart, you don't153accept a gift. God gives birthrights. Esau, in the Bible, scorned his154birthright and God hated him. Malachi,1:2-3 Jesus even accepted $30,000 worth155of perfume (300 day's wages) and caused Judas to betray him. Mark,14:5 If you156express false outrage at wars, you are proud of heart. If you fight to go in157the door last, e.g. "No, you first..." then you are proud of heart. If you ask158God to save starving Africans as though you care more than God, you are proud of159heart.160 161I connected being humble of heart with animal sacrifices. The animal sacrifices162in the Bible really seem off-the-mark from what we modern people imagine truth163to be! I asked God and He said the people were, "primitive." Well, obviously,164a sacrifice represents giving-up something of value, but is there more to it?165It would be tramatic to see a goat's throat being slit and it dying for your166sins. I'm not an expert, but sometimes they killed animals to make-up for sins.167Perhaps, starting at age eight and every year thereafter, they kill a goat for168your sins? (I'm just speculating.) In a couple years, it is not tramatic and169you yawn and say to the goat, "bummer for you, Mr. Goat, that you gotta die for170my sins." When a high school football team beats their rivals, nobody thinks171twice that the winning team really hurts the feelings -- devastates -- the172losing team member's feelings. The heart of being masculine is being173competetive and not caring about the necessity to slit the throat of the goat.174As a Catholic, saying Jesus died for our sins and that we cannot earn salvation,175never sat well. I clung to the heretical notion that you earn salvation.176Animal sacrifices were the heart of Biblical Judaism and although it seems177satanic, you really do have to slit the throat of the goat and accept grace, a178term for something you did not earn. Heck, every time you eat beef, a cow had179to die for you. God said to me in an oracle that having pets was, "homo." I180think God's idea of pets is farm animals you eat.181 182If you feel guilty for being American and want Mexicans to share your183birthright, you are proud of heart. Would it be right for rich Arabs to have to184share their oil money with Indian slaves? Jesus was a racist and called185Canaanites "dogs". Matthew,15:22-28 In an oracle, God told me He was against186immigration. The Chinese intellectuals felt bad about not being laborers.187Don't feel guilty about not being a laborer because God made it a Brave New188World. 1 Corinthians,12:1-31189 190In an ant colony, the workers have one set of marching orders, the soldiers have191another set of marching orders, the queen and drones have marching orders and192the diggers have marching orders. The Bible gives conflicting orders --193conservatives pay attention to one set of passages and liberals pay attention to194others. Everybody has selective hearing, but that's good because we are195different members of the body of Christ.196 197Jesus repeats the phrase, "for those who have ears to hear" many times. (But,198not actually at the times that matter.) Jesus says several Jedi mind tricks --199He asks, what father gives a scorpion to his son? Luke,11:11-13 Jesus says,200when you ask God for things, it is as annoying as like a neighbor in the night!201Luke,11:5-7 He said, "I came to serve" but Jesus' three years of service were202more like being a rockstar than a janitor. John,13:5-15203 204There are sheep and there are shepherds. You would be silly to take other205shepherds seriously when they are only caring for their sheep. Sheep are very206hard to communicate to, as Jesus learned. He used parables. Seed on a path207gets eaten by birds; weeds choke; and the one percent is rich soil.208 209Just as ego causes most to love neighbor, not God, people skip knowing and210loving God and cowardly get stuck on obeying Him. A desire to obey God, doesn't211have to be encouraged, since it comes so naturally. Don't worry, God does not212want pawns to push around. God will talk, but won't tell you what to do, even213if you want Him to. Also, you'll quickly learn that when God talks to you214seemingly prophetic, it does not come true and should smack yourself for wanting215more than just enjoying God's company.216 217 218________________________________________________________________________________219 |220 QUESTION | GOD'S ANSWER221________________________________________________________________________________222 |223 | There are weeds mixed with my wheat.224 | Some are not true. If I asked a question225 | to valuable for my offering, I got crap.226________________________________|_______________________________________________227 228War? "Servicemen competing"229(Praise the Creator--what would teenage male video games be like if never war?)230 231Is the World perfectly just? Are you calling me lazy?232(Slavery was just. In the movie, Titanic, the rich wore straight jackets. You233must bow to authority to get authority. I do comics as offerings. I said,234"We're dying of malnutrician on manna." Like Cain and Abel, God didn't like it.235Duh! He wants to be the hero. How do I know they died of malnutrician? Screw236Hollywood for making slavery worse than it was -- I love God. School is more237cruel. Read Numbers,11:1-35. All you need is food, clothing and the word of238God. Today, you can take Ivy League course videos! There is no excuse except239you were born stupid... or ugly. I'm gonna praise God.)240 241On using Markov chains? "No weights"242On doing offerings? "Honest measures"(You get out what you put in.)243 It's a covenant to do an offering, first.244 Offer New Songs, comics, praise, poems,245 and conversation. See Cain and Abel.246 "Barter"(God also called offerings bartering.)247The holocaust? Wanted to "compact" the Jews.248Arab/Jews? "Oil funny hopefully"249Peace? One Palestinian can ruin it.250Best religion? One with most new vistas of understanding in251 a lifetime -- one you can level-up the most in.252Chavez blaming the US. "Japan industrious"253On racism? "Sports"254On socialism? "pardon_the_French, never_happy, never_enough"255 "Gall aspect anti-Christ"256On overpopulation "Okay church what_now whats_the_plan"257Favorite thing on TV? "Soap_operas"258Favorite movie? Three Kings. Also Highlander259Favorite song? Morning has Broken260 God said the first bird croaked, not sung.261Favorite comic strip? Prince Valiant262Shakespeare? had a "vile heart"263Likes Beverly Hillbillies (Oil is a gift from God)264 God likes being hero. Don't be proud of heart265 and not accept a gift from God!266Likes Gomer Pyle267Favorite saint? "ho_ho_ho"268Favorite animal? "Elephant two"269Favorite animal? "Bears"270Favorite color? "Jude" (Jade Blue?)271Favorite color? "Gold"272Favorite color? "Iceberg" blue273Money? "Enough vehemently better"274 "Pride [or] money, choose_one"275Favorite car? Beamer276Favorite soda? Root beer, scotch variety.277Homosexuality? Matthew,15:11278Pets? "homo" Hates fact too dependent and tame.279Sports? "homo"280 "Tackle a horse"281Favorite sport? Hockey282Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald "homo"283Smelling farts "Sodom"284Women's dress Upper skin exposure not as bad as lower.285Remarriage? "More babies"286Things you don't care about287that people think you do? Solomon's 300 concubines288Adultery? Can be good.289Pretty ladies? A prince is not flustered.290Animal sacrifices? Early Jews were "primitive".291What do elephants think about? "Skin, hunger"292What makes elephants happy? "Baths"293Elephants "Mini-skirts" (Skin webbing from back leg.)294What makes my birds happy? "Gnawing"295What makes my birds laugh? "Bite ouch" (If I say "ouch".)296What are my birds saying? "Chanting"297My birds sure preen a lot. The creature was made subject to vanity...298What makes bears happy? "Reaping depends"299What makes otters happy? "Eternal skies"300What makes hippos happy? "Ascending breath"301What makes horses happy? "[the] Call [of the] Open Range"302What do cheetahs think about? "Seeth me?" (Can he see me?)303Orangutan or chimp smarter? "Species exhibit similar glory"304Endangered species? "Enough stars?"305Everything seems bad. Plant trees.306What's for dinner? "Whale"307Favorite Messier Object? "M104 Sombrero Galaxy"308Shepard's Prayer? "I_am_not_amused economy joke"309Favorite band? "Beatles"310Good bands? Rush, Triumph311 Likes harmonies312Little Drummer Boy? Doesn't like my drumming.313Should I listen to classical? "Poison"314Do You like chess people? "Do not admire the proud."315Chess? "... will winter with you."316 "Headstones"317If You could teach one class? Health318Favorite video game? Donkey Kong319Favorite National Park? Whitman Mission320Favorite actor? Hugh Grant321Favorite vocalist? Mick Jagger322Favorite guitarist? "Simmons Destroyer"323Favorite National Anthem? Latvia's National Anthem324America the Beautiful? Hates it. Poet made self cry with own beauty.325Model for new Sistine Chapel? Ben Franklin326Voice if God wanted to sing? Stabbing Westward's singer327Stonehenge? Landmark for boundaries.328Easter Island? Ice, telephone pole holes.329Dinosaurs? Brontosaurs' feet hurt when stepped.330 Dinosaurs slept in water.331Hardest part in evolution? Getting monkey mothers to hold babies nursing.332 (Smothering a problem).333Happiest day in evolution? "Fruit"334Significant thing in evolution? "Fish shoulders"335Biggest thing to fly (pterodactyl)? "Couch"336What made pterodactyls happy? "Members against organs"337What did Neanderthals think about? "Warmth"338What was the first thing cooked? I think He said "hair".339What was Lucy's husband's name? "Golem"340Was stegosuarus lame like turtles? "Not pet rocks"341T-Rex? Lugged carcases over his shoulder.342 Carcus lasted a month.343What was T-Rexes sharing a carcus like? "Punch... Punch"344Surprises in dinosaur anatomy? Supporting and securing the heart.345How does He feel about the Avatar movie?"Sick skin"346What do You like at zoos with kids? "Dignity" Animals worried about dignity.347Who's better alien or preditor? "Lions"348What from You is like a Rubik's cube? Training a horse.349Does He like mirrored glass megachurch? "Secular glass"350Pipe Organs Are sacred.351You like to hangout in courts?Hospitals?"Prisons"352Best way for Bill Gates to save lives? Earthquake prediction353Stem cells? Lower hanging fruit exists (2007)354Eleventh commandment? Thou shall not litter.355Twelfth commandment? Don't shoot unarmed men on the crapper.356 (I asked God why pointless plagues in Exodus?357 God wanted guilt to accumulate, first.)358Thirteenth commandment No gore unless it looks fake.359Fourteenth commandment No pedophilia or child porn.360Fifteenth commandment Don't eat rare meat with blood.361Sixteenth commandment No wife beating.362Seventeen commandment Do not swing from radio towers with one hand.363Eighteenth commandment Do not disturb.364Before Katrina Floods do justice. Black bead elder (tree book)365After Katrina Suffering Simplifies Life366What field are You most better? Economics367Favorite toy for kids? Magnifying glass368Asked Jesus if He liked mustard?"Bad meat happeneth"369(Reluctantly) Faith healing? "It's complicated"370Mars? Start planting!371Mars rover? Should have had a microphone372Storm on Saturn Pollen373Space war game? Should have space weather.374Saturn's hexagon pole cloud? "Compass" (Magnetism)375Liquid moon's odd atmosphere? "Surf"376How many E.T. civs in Universe? 20 or 80 (I forgot. I died laughing.)377Are they peaceful? Fight them! (Also, funny.)378Most difficult control system? Dung beetle379How can Judge Judy improve? No hard feelings380How can Chef Ramsay improve? Make so it doesn't seem like toil for cooks.381How can Hawking communicate? Blow from a nostril on a candle.382Photons bouncing? "Folded coffee filter"383Wormholes? Bent wormholes have echoes.384 385Operating system? Was about to make line number column in editor.386God nixed it. I was about to do different graphic modes when I found 800x600387missing. God said just one mode 640x480. I was about to add child windows. God388said, "God is not the author of such confusion." I asked for verification of389640x480 16 color. God said it was because of the children and their offerings.390I asked about sound. God said "single voice". I asked for verification of not391having different drivers. God confirmed this.392640x480 16 color? God said it was a covenant, like circumcision.393 Modern graphics hard for kids/amateurs.394On Unix? God said it was rich with the patina of age.395On Alcohol? Hate inebriation396On rare steak? Too rare is very bad. Don't eat blood!397Just before Katrina? Floods do my justice.Black bead elder(tree book)398After Katrina? Suffering simplifies life399Why the Sandy Hook shooting? The pot legalization law. (Sarcastic answer?)400Deep Water Horizon (Claimed credit.)401Cost of God's time to me? "The complete works of Shakespeare"402On death? "awful"403Opening of Saving Private Ryan? "Ouch"404